God (Can Suck a Fart Out of My Asshole)

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Originally released as track 2 of 6 on the "Staying Afloat in Florida" CDEP in 2006.

Well this is embarrassing.

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if you don't have any proof to offer me / than i have no reason to believe / that there are little red monsters in the core of the earth / or valid reasons to worship a carpenter / if you're asking me to operate on faith / then i'm asking some questions / to see if i've got this straight / noah's ark, every creature, one pair / tropical lizards and polar bears / well, how exactly did he manage that? / i don't remember reading about noah's thermostat / there's never been a book dictated by a god / western religions are based on fraud / moses never parted the red sea / dinosaurs are not a conspiracy / how fucking stupid do you have to be / to buy into christianity? / i'd rather live in uncertainty / than with a slave mentality / staying poor, making others rich / resisting temptation, not scratching the itch / leaving things just the way they are / and just keep workin' real hard / no, we can't have our reward just yet / but they promise we'll get it when we're dead / how can you accept such stupid lies? / do you really think there's a white robe and harp waiting for you in paradise? / there's no paradise / so get your shit together and start living your life / while there's still time.

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from Discography, released March 30, 2013
Sam North (bass and vocals), Pete Stolp (drums), Pete Scheip (guitars). Music and lyrics by Sam.

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Troublemake Sarasota, Florida

My name is Sam. I had a band between 2006 and 2009 that was really just me and whichever friends were around and wanted to record or play shows with me. These days, I paint stuff. Look me up: Sammy thrashLife

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